Medical joke - weight for it

[Allan at Wallan]

I went to my doctor in Wallan who was
concerned about my medical condition.

He issued an ultimatum:

Either lose 15 kgs or grow 20 cms taller.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Gra]

So your next project is a rack then:U

[Krazee]

For years I've been telling my Doc he is reading the tables incorrectly- I'm just short for my weight!:)

[Chesand]

You are never short - you have an economy of height.

Remember that short people are needed so that tall people look tall.

[fenderbelly]

For years I've been telling my Doc he is reading the tables incorrectly- I'm just short for my weight!:)

Thats strange so am i.

[thetassiebfg]

Ecomnomy of height or Vertically Challenged?

As long as you are not too tall for your hair