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munruben
1st November 2007, 04:33 PM
A girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
By now irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah didn't go to heaven?"
The little girl replied, "Then you can ask him".

echnidna
1st November 2007, 05:41 PM
:2tsup:

wheelinround
1st November 2007, 06:14 PM
:D:D:2tsup::2tsup:

fenderbelly
1st November 2007, 06:56 PM
Nice one John.:2tsup:






If bricklayers can lay bricks why can't plumbers lay plums.

Allan at Wallan
1st November 2007, 10:27 PM
Hell of a joke John.:2tsup::2tsup:

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

Meggles
2nd November 2007, 11:02 AM
lmao!!!

rrich
2nd November 2007, 11:09 AM
:D:2tsup::):2tsup::roll: