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pawnhead
30th October 2007, 04:43 AM
Sign of the times?

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:







'You got Male!'

wheelinround
30th October 2007, 09:16 AM
and as we see little pop ups can have greater consequences they bring with them all sorts of problems.

Unknown bills and much much more

Make it work
7th November 2007, 10:26 PM
At least there was no virus!

ss_11000
7th November 2007, 10:47 PM
no viruses, only lots of spyware ( following you around all the time spying on you ):D

wheelinround
8th November 2007, 09:49 AM
:doh: yeh right no viruses measles, whooping cough, chicken pox, German measels, girl germ, boy germs achnie, puberty, teething troubles, then there's all those childhood accidents.