BazzaDLB
28th October 2007, 02:14 PM
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset.
She told him "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up
the box.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
A funeral service for Ed has been scheduled for Friday.
She told him "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up
the box.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
A funeral service for Ed has been scheduled for Friday.