Hymn #365

[Barry_White]

Hymn #365
This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't
appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great
emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd
take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into
the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

[fenderbelly]

:2tsup:brilliant

[Cliff Rogers]

Yeap, one that I hadn't heard before. :D

[Allan at Wallan]

Yeap, one that I hadn't heard before. :D

I must be failing ... I haven't either.
Good one Barry.:2tsup:

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[munruben]

Anyone for a swim?:)