wood cutter

[glenn k]

Did you here about the wood cutters daughters?
You could here her ring bark for miles.

[AlexS]

She was only a cabinetmaker's daughter....
but she'd let the apprentice router

[Rebus]

She was only the woodcutter's daughter,
but she gave them all circular sores. :D

[goannadareyou]

she mitre
and she mitre knot
but she always gave a rebate!

[BigPop]

She did so much routing
that her collet became loose

[JackoH]

She was only a carpenters daughter,
But definitely a brazen bit. :D

[arose62]

she was only the woodcutter's daughter
but she didn't mind if they put finger joints in.

[arose62]

She was only the woodcutter's daughter
but she had lots of vices.

[arose62]

She was only the woodcutter's daughter
but she knew what to do with a big wooden knob.

[arose62]

She was only the woodcutter's daughter
but she could appreciate a long, strong tongue.

[DaveInOz]

Damn it a rose - I like the way you think :D

[arose62]

She was only the woodcutter's daughter,
but the apprentices got excited when
she got a-shaving between her legs.

[Neil]

She was only a woodcutters daughter,
And it was plane that she wasn't rude,
Cause at the tender age of 20,
She hadn't been routered or screwed.

She was only a woodcutters daughter,
But she married and soon had a son.
Her hubbies name was Winchester,
And her son.... He's a son of a gun.

[BigPop]

She was only a woodcutter's daughter
to most she was really just plane
but her boyfriend thought differently
as he taught her to rout without strain

[macca2]

she was only a mechanics daugher
but she sure made your nuts tighten

[ozwinner]

She was only a woodcutter's daughter
and she didnt mind if you Triton. :D

[soundman]

sorry but this has gone far enough.


How dare you compare a fair lady to a bit of orange tin!????