New computer

[Allan at Wallan]

At long last I have decided to buy a new
computer to replace my wife.

Trouble is the shop does not have a model
that does nothing.

No need to remind anyone I am in strife
if she reads this one.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Barry Hicks]

You are a brave man Allan - long will we remember you. We may even name a forum after you.

Barry Hicks

[echnidna]

Whatsyer phone number Allan ?

[Allan at Wallan]

Whatsyer phone number Allan ?

Bob,
Now "silent" for obvious reasons.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Rodgera]

Dear dear Allan,
You wont be able to get any "Broad" band now