fenderbelly
6th October 2007, 12:22 AM
An old woodie goes to the doctors, the doc checks him over and says ''Sorry mate but you have yellow 24, a nasty virus, so called because it turns your blood yellow and you only have about 24 hours to live. There is nothing i can do for you-just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.'' So he trudges home to wifey and breaks the news. Distraught she asks him to accompany her to the bingo that evening so he can experience her idea of a night out, as he's never been there before.
He gets his first card and wins 4 corners-prize $350,and then he gets any line and wins $3200. He also calls for a full house and wins a grand. The national grid comes up and he wins a further $380,000. The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says"son i've never seen you in here before in all the years ive been calling, but you've won 4 corners,any line, a full house & and the National grid- i've never met anyone as lucky as you.'' ''lucky?? lucky?? he screamed I'll have you know i've got yellow 24''
''well done '' says the bingo caller. You've won the raffle as well''. <!--IBF.ATTACHMENT_744287-->
He gets his first card and wins 4 corners-prize $350,and then he gets any line and wins $3200. He also calls for a full house and wins a grand. The national grid comes up and he wins a further $380,000. The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says"son i've never seen you in here before in all the years ive been calling, but you've won 4 corners,any line, a full house & and the National grid- i've never met anyone as lucky as you.'' ''lucky?? lucky?? he screamed I'll have you know i've got yellow 24''
''well done '' says the bingo caller. You've won the raffle as well''. <!--IBF.ATTACHMENT_744287-->