fenderbelly
1st October 2007, 08:54 PM
Two elderly woodies from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Albert, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Albert says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
"Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants. <!--IBF.ATTACHMENT_691048-->
Albert says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
"Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants. <!--IBF.ATTACHMENT_691048-->