Juggling driver?

[munruben]

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop.

"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."

"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"

[wheelinround]

Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.


Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to <st1><st1>New Delhi</st1></st1>
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

[chrisb691]

Customer :
I mean to ask if I can take this train to <st1><st1>New Delhi</st1></st1>
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Definitely lost that one in the translation. :D

[rrich]

Definitely lost that one in the translation. :D

Nothing lost, it is funny... :D