Spider in McDonalds

[munruben]

A spider goes into McDonalds and orders a big Mac and the girl behind the counter says "You want flies with that"?

[Allan at Wallan]

A spider goes into McDonalds and orders a big Mac and the girl behind the counter says "You want flies with that"?


Chinese McDonalds eh!

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Doughboy]

Abso-bloody-lutely dreadful

[munruben]

Abso-bloody-lutely dreadfulI knew you would like it.Doughboy:D

[K_S]

Had a pizza in the "Big Belly" restaurant in Kathmandu some years back.
Got the fly smack in the centre - must have been one with the lot.:)

[Allan at Wallan]

Had a pizza in the "Big Belly" restaurant in Kathmandu some years back.
Got the fly smack in the centre - must have been one with the lot.:)

I went to the same restaurant yesterday and
got a small house fly in my food.

Liked it so much I ordered another but asked if
I could "upsize" to include a blowfly.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[wheelinround]

Beware at McDonald's...


A woman decides to have a facelift for her 47th birthday.
She spends £20,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home
she stops at a news-agent to buy a paper.
Before leaving she asks the sales assistant, "I hope you don't mind my
asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," the clerk replies.
"I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the
same question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29." he woman replies, "Nope,
I am 47!" Now she is feeling really good about herself. While waiting for
the bus home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, "I'm 78
and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young,
there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to
let me put my hands down your knickers. Then, I can tell exactly how old
you are." They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got
the best of the woman and she finally says, "What the hell, go ahead". The
old man slips both hands down her knickers and begins to feel around. After
several minutes she says, "Okay, how old am I?" He removes his hands slowly
and says, "You are 47" Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing. How do
you know?"

The old man replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's."

[rapsod]

Nice. :)