Water drinker

[fenderbelly]

Scottish man walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool
with his hand.
The Scottish man shouts " Awa ye feel hoor thats full o' coos sharn "
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".
The Scottish man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."

[wheelinround]

Scottish man walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool
with his hand.
The Scottish man shouts " Awa ye feel hoor thats full o' coos sharn "
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".
The Scottish man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."

Bit like drinking Sydney water
Sydney feeds country folk shyte they give it back internally.

[munruben]

Good one:2tsup: