Capt. Zero
23rd September 2007, 01:22 PM
A OB-GYN doc was getting real fed up with our managed care system and decided to pursue another career. He took a course in auto mechanics. After his course work and final examination he went to find out what grade he had made. He discovered his instructer had given him 200% on his final. Certain a mistake had been made, he looked up his teacher and pointed out that since 100% is the highest possible score, how could he have scored higher. His teacher replied, "When you took the engine apart, you did it absolutely correctly so I gave you 50 points. And I gave you 50 points when you put it back together, because you did it absolutely correctly. And then I gave you a 100 points because you did it all through the tailpipe.