The ant and the elephant

[Allan at Wallan]

On our TV news tonight there was a
disturbing story ... an ant had made love
to an elephant.

The giraffe put him up to it.

Apologies to David ... another ant joke, oh well!

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[pawnhead]

The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.

"@#$%!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

[munruben]

I could make a comment about this but I don't want to get your post "moved":D

[Gra]

I think someone needs to 'ant'y up for some therapy for Allan (Or is this his therapy)

:U:U:U

[Allan at Wallan]

The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.

"@#$%!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"


to John (Pawnhead) .... I just spent 10 minutes trying to
rub off the ant in your avatar. Thought it was on the screen.
Good one. :2tsup:

to John (Munruben) ... Dont respond to it as I fear it could
be rude, crude, lewd or misconstrued.:D

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[pawnhead]

to John (Pawnhead) .... I just spent 10 minutes trying to
rub off the ant in your avatar. Thought it was on the screen.
Good one. :2tsup:I shamelessly stole it from another forum after I spent ten minutes doing exactly the same thing. :U

[Gra]

Pawnhead,
I did the same, took me a minute to work out why i couldnt squash the little bugger. I have now shamelessly stolen it for the other board:2tsup:

[pawnhead]

I have now shamelessly stolen it for the other board:2tsup:And why not?


Lets Spread the love!!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y266/holgerdanske/cclchl.gif

[bsrlee]

Prawnhead - you should see all the other ants trying to follow the little B* around the screen:doh:

[Calm]

You need Skewchidamn's new avatar

[K_S]

Prawnhead - you should see all the other ants trying to follow the little B* around the screen:doh:

It's PAWNHEAD:D:D:D

[pawnhead]

It's PAWNHEAD:D:D:DCall me whatever you want. It's all cool. I like prawns, I like chess, and I don't mind a bit of pawn occasionally either. :whistling2: