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Barry Hicks
8th September 2007, 09:15 AM
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?"
Well, you'll love this one.

A woman was sitting in the waiting room for her first appointment with a new destist. She suddenly remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in her high school class some 40 years ago. Could he be the same guy she had a secret crush on way back then?

After he examined her teeth she asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School and he replied, "Yes, yes I did."

The woman asked the dentist when he graduated and he replied, "In 1959, why do you ask?"

The woman replied, "You were in my class!"

The dentist looked at the woman closely, then that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach?"

Allan at Wallan
8th September 2007, 03:20 PM
Hi Barry,

Talking of putting people down!

My best mate is an undertaker - and he
would be the last bloke to put me down.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

wheelinround
8th September 2007, 04:44 PM
Crematorium operator will roast toast and turn me to ashes Just so I can get up peoples noses.

Calm
8th September 2007, 05:09 PM
Crematorium operator will roast toast and turn me to ashes Just so I can get up peoples noses.

Just say when:D :D

wheelinround
8th September 2007, 05:12 PM
Just say when:D :D

in about 50 yrs if I am lucky

Tonyz
9th September 2007, 05:14 PM
Off target I know but a mate of mine, small aircraft pilot was asked recently to take a widow and priest up to scatter the hubbys ashes.
Well a plane he hasnt had a lot of experience in. Flying over an Adelaide beach, takes lid off urn, opens small pilot window goes to empty urn and gets facefull of ashes. Couldnt see where they were going for few minutes and had to suck up remainder of ashes into vacuum cleaner.

Luckily wife saw funny side of it all, Priest rather pi**ed off.