Homesick Scotsman

[Allan at Wallan]

A Scotsman was today arrested in Bourke St
Melbourne after breaking the windows of the
Myer department store.

He claimed he "just wanted to see glass go" (Glasgow).

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[munruben]

What do you call a Scots woman with one leg?
Eileen.

Ooops, did I say that.?:doh: Allan stop putting words in my mouth.

[wheelinround]

Why do Scotsman wear Kilts

Cause their so tight they didn't want to use/pay for the extra fabric.

[Chumley]

What do you call a Scots woman with one leg?
Eileen.

Ooops, did I say that.?:doh: Allan stop putting words in my mouth.

And her Japanese sister is called Irene.