Glass eye

[Allan at Wallan]

Here is a glass eye joke but you will probably
see through it anyway.

An attractive girl was in a restaurant enjoying her
meal when her glass eye accidentally popped out.

A single bloke at the adjoining table lunged forward
caught it, and promptly returned it to her.

She was most appreciative and she invited him to
join her for the evening. Well they had a wow of a
time particularly after returning to her place for
coffee and other interesting events.

He asked her, "You have been fantastic, are you
this friendly with every man you meet?"

She replied, "No, not everyone. Its just that you
were the one who caught my eye tonight".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Grunt]

Allen, they are not getting better.

[Allan at Wallan]

Hi Grunt,

Just remember, it is the country air that is doing
it to me and lets face it - Romsey and Wallan
are neighbouring towns. You might be next!

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[munruben]

Well I liked it :D

[Cliff Rogers]

John..... you are a.... sick man. :D

[Gra]

Hi Grunt,

Just remember, it is the country air that is doing
it to me and lets face it - Romsey and Wallan
are neighbouring towns. You might be next!


Might be, you seen Grunts jokes, there not much better:q:q:U

[Sturdee]

Well I liked it :D

I didn't. :((

My brother has a glass eye, lost it in an accident and has to go through life with this disability.

I don't think it is funny making jokes about peoples disabilities.


Peter.

[wheelinround]

I didn't. :((

My brother has a glass eye, lost it in an accident and has to go through life with this disability.

I don't think it is funny making jokes about peoples disabilities.


Peter.

I am disabled and laughed Even have at myself my disablility I have been disabled since age 7

Gee have you ever heard of Steedy Eddy

I have even told this joke but it is twisted and X rated the way I have told it.

[munruben]

I didn't. :((
My brother has a glass eye, lost it in an accident and has to go through life with this disability.
I don't think it is funny making jokes about peoples disabilities.
Peter.
Sorry if my saying I liked the joke offended you Peter. I liked the joke as a joke and not as a joke making fun of someone and I am sure Allan wouldn't mean to offend anyone either.
I understand where you are coming from but I think sometimes we need to have the ability to laugh at ourselves and also take the joke in the spirit it is given.
I have made several references to a certain race or creed of people in this section of the forums in the past and would hate to think that any of those people would think I was serious when reading the joke. It is certainly not my intention to offend anyone.
I guess if you take any joke and analyse it, you will find that it usually takes a serious situation and makes into something funny by changing the a serious situation into something ludicrous that makes us laugh and if we took that ludicrous situation seriously, then it would certainly not be funny in reality.

[MurrayD99]

They say there are a lot of one-eyed rugby fans over here (in Canterbury) ..... not wishing to hijack this thread, you understand....

[munruben]

You say the nicest things Murray:D

[AlexS]

So was she going to keep an eye out for him next time?

[MurrayD99]

You say the nicest things Murray:D
:wink:

[Allan at Wallan]

I didn't. :((

My brother has a glass eye, lost it in an accident and has to go through life with this disability.

I don't think it is funny making jokes about peoples disabilities.


Peter.


Hi Peter,

Obviously I have offended you and for that I apologize. You can
be assured I would never intentionally make fun of a person
with a disability. Unfortunately humour sometimes has a
way of disappointing someone because of their close
association with the topic.

Kind regards,

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Tonyz]

Canterbury one eyed rugby players also live elsewhere second choice is yo yo go all blacks

[ss_11000]

Well I liked it :D
me to:2tsup:

[ubeaut]

Had an old mate in Townsville many years ago with a glass eye. When he went to the dunny at the pub he'd take it out and put it beside his beer to "keep an eye on it" (as he said). Also had 2 metal legs and often wore shorts. He didn't let his disabilities rule him.

He's long gone now, but would have loved that joke. :U

[wheelinround]

So was she going to keep an eye out for him next time?


Thats the way I told it Alex :D:D but as they say There's More