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Allan at Wallan
21st August 2007, 12:38 AM
A lady in her fifties believed she had finally plucked
up enough courage to ride a horse. This was to be
her day of glory and asked a few friends to come
and watch this great event.

She was no sooner on the horse when she began to
slip a little. A couple of moments later she pannicked
and began calling for help. As she began her slide
from the saddle her friends offered no comfort as they
laughed until tears came from their eyes.

There she was clinging on bravely, one foot in the
stirrup and clutching at the horse's mane. Finally one
of her friends came to her rescue.

She went into Safeways and got the manager to come
out and turn off the switch.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

munruben
21st August 2007, 02:48 PM
Allan ! you been sniffing the sawdust again,

K_S
21st August 2007, 04:26 PM
Anyone know where Als joke switch is:D:D:D

Grunt
21st August 2007, 04:41 PM
Just when you think the jokes can't get any lamer...

Barry Hicks
21st August 2007, 05:59 PM
Never mind the sawdust Munruben, I think Allan has been sniffing the glue and I don't mean PVA.

Barry Hicks

Allan at Wallan
22nd August 2007, 02:20 PM
Oh, you gotta laugh dontcha!

I think I will have to change my user name
to "Pimple" because everyone wants to pick
on me.

Where would we be without a sense of humour?

Allan

__________________________________________

I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

Gra
22nd August 2007, 02:36 PM
come on pimple you know we all love you..:U:U

munruben
22nd August 2007, 03:20 PM
Where would we be without a sense of humour?
Allan
Thats what its all about Allan:) Keep 'um coming

NCArcher
22nd August 2007, 03:36 PM
Here's one for you Allan,

What do you call a monkey in a mine field???


























A BaBOOM :doh:

Allan at Wallan
22nd August 2007, 08:50 PM
Here's one for you Allan,

What do you call a monkey in a mine field???



Should I respond to the answer with "boom boom?"

Good one anyway - keep 'em coming.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.























A BaBOOM :doh: