Fire at school

[Allan at Wallan]

I remember coming home early from school and
my Mum asked, "Why are you home early?"

I replied, "Because my mate Johnny was smoking".

Mum said, "That's not fair, why were you sent home?"

I answered, "Well, it was me that set fire to him".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.