Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VI

[RETIRED]

You know the procedure.

Last post in MKV was by SilentC
they are coming to take me away.

[silentC]

Perfect timing!

[jmk89]

He's known for it - ask him

[HappyHammer]

men in white coats

[Stuart]

and short skirts (reference - song by Cake)

[Christopha]

Knickers!!!

[Ashore]

shop lifters

[RETIRED]

Finally fixed problem.

[Christopha]

Valiumiagra!

[jmk89]

The answer to a maiden's prayers....

[silentC]

match made in heaven

[Ruddigar]

The perfect redhead.

[HappyHammer]

Swan Vesta

[jmk89]

Yellow head















Vestas were made with yellow phosphorous not red.....

[Ashore]

yellow beard

[weisyboy]

black beard (and we are back to pirates)

[jmk89]

bluebeard

[Christopha]

pull yer head in! (a cure for baldness)

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

turtle forehead

[HappyHammer]

comb over

[Christopha]

Eggshell blonde

[jmk89]

Doug Anthony (for those old enough to remember the man who made the combover famous)

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

All Stars

[AlexS]

galaxy

[jmk89]

red dwarf

[Doughboy]

kryton

[Ashore]

kryten ( Robert Llewellyn )

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

scutters (Robert Llewellyn wannabes)

[Doughboy]

scabbers

[fred.n]

scalpers

[echnidna]

grand final tickets

[jmk89]

rocking horse poop

[Doughboy]

saw horse droop

[jmk89]

alignment problems

[fred.n]

use a bigger hammer

[echnidna]

Whack!

[Ashore]

and roll

[Doughboy]

rollerball

[jmk89]

roller derby

[Rodgera]

jus' roller over

[Christopha]

Butter side down :(

[jmk89]

onto the back of the cat (it happened and I was ROFL)

[ss_11000]

who sat on the mat

[Doughboy]

the cat in the hat

[fred.n]

puss in..........

[ss_11000]

boots

[Christopha]

Ugg

[echnidna]

mirror

[jmk89]

balls

[echnidna]

up

[WoodGirl]

stairs

[Capt. Zero]

French maid.

[ernknot]

ooo la la!

[jmk89]

La Goulue

[Doughboy]

Scratchleys

[jmk89]

Fort Scratchley

[Doughboy]

Fort Knox

[AlexS]

knockers

[fred.n]

ringers

[Doughboy]

stringer

[jmk89]

former

[echnidna]

vac press

[fred.n]

Bench Press

[jmk89]

clean and jerk

[Doughboy]

snatch

[jmk89]

seize

[Ashore]

grab and run

[Doughboy]

grease lightning

[fred.n]

Rizzo :?

[Gra]

First Lady

[jmk89]

Laura

[echnidna]

Whose Laura?

[jmk89]

Isn't she Mrs G Walker Bush?

[Doughboy]

Bush Walker

[weisyboy]

i'm lost

[jmk89]

little boy lost

[Doughboy]

lost boys

[echnidna]

woodwork forum members

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

inmates

[Doughboy]

gaolbird

[jmk89]

Birdman of Alcatraz

[Ashore]

Bat out of hell

[Doughboy]

Meatloaf

[Cliff Rogers]

hamburger that is bent out of shape

[Gra]

Mcdonalds

[Doughboy]

golden arches

[Cliff Rogers]

fallen archs

[echnidna]

flat feet

[Doughboy]

Ground pounder

[jmk89]

infantryman

[Gra]

Grunt

[HappyHammer]

Fart

[floobyduster]

backdraft

[weisyboy]

overdraft

[Gra]

credit card

[Ashore]

dangerous ( in shmbo's hand)

[HappyHammer]

crown jewels

[Gra]

The Plums

[Rodgera]

or Nobby's Nuts

[Christopha]

Nibble