Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VI

[Pusser]

so why invite us round?

[ss_11000]

cos he's lonely;)

[Pusser]

he will stay that way with empty bottles

[fenderbelly]

for home brew

[Shedhand]

Brew flew home - 2000 Melb Cup (I had 50 bucks at 25/1 on it :2tsup: )

[ernknot]

flying horses

[Doughboy]

pigs can fly

[Groggy]

Aardvark




(F111 aka the pig)

[fenderbelly]

Noah's Ark

[Pusser]

two by two

[Shedhand]

4

[fenderbelly]

he's a jolly good fellow

[tea lady]

So say all of us!

[Pusser]

we

[Black Ned]

hippies

[Pusser]

yuppies

[Doughboy]

guppies

[Shedhand]

mmMMM...fish fingers

[tea lady]

If that's his fingers, how big must the fish be?:oo:

[Ashore]

gets bigger every time you tell the story

[meansy_wood]

the never endeing story

[Ashore]

serial

[Groggy]

cereal

[Pusser]

oates

[ss_11000]

boats

[Pusser]

groats

[fenderbelly]

floats

[SPIRIT]

Moomba

[tea lady]

oom pa pa

[meansy_wood]

charlie and the chocolate factory???

[tea lady]

Hasn't this thread been there before?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

möbius loop

[echnidna]

moby dick

[Ashore]

richard the albino

[Doughboy]

Richard The Lionheart

[fenderbelly]

Crusader

[AlexS]

rabbit

[Groggy]

Roger

[tea lady]

ginger rogers

[Ashore]

ginger tea

[Groggy]

Ginger Meggs!

[Gra]

Mr Wilson

[Groggy]

Dennis the Menace

[tea lady]

menace to society.

[Ashore]

those damm pesants

[tea lady]

-are revolting.

[Ashore]

on to the bastille

[tea lady]

Let them eat cake.

[fenderbelly]

Tea cake

[Ashore]

coffee cake

[Pusser]

coffee and cake

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Mmmm... donuts!

[AlexS]

burnouts

[echnidna]

hoons

[Groggy]

death wish

[echnidna]

answering swmbo back

[Ashore]

your a braver man than me ..

[fenderbelly]

must be drunk

[Ashore]

but tomorrow i'll be sober

[Groggy]

tomorrow never comes

[fred.n]

Never sober

[Ashore]

lips that touch liquor will never touch mine

[Black Ned]

Alcholics Unanimous

[Groggy]

I'm in!

[Pusser]

Must be your shout

[Black Ned]

sorry, must rush home

[Ashore]

home run

[echnidna]

bicycle repairman

[AlexS]

spokesman

[Doughboy]

aboyer

[Black Ned]

big girls blouse

[echnidna]

wet T shirt

[fenderbelly]

wide eyed

[jmk89]

innocence

[Ashore]

virgin

[echnidna]

olive oil

[Groggy]

Popeye

[tea lady]

Spinach.

[echnidna]

gives ya muscles Tealady

[fenderbelly]

did somebody mention mussels

[AlexS]

oysters

[tea lady]

Mussels- Bit o onion, tomatoe, parslay, white wine, steam in pot with lid on till they open, through ones out that don't open, eat the rest.

[Groggy]

Clam up

[tea lady]

Up the duff?

[echnidna]

when are yer due?

[tea lady]

ten past three

[echnidna]

black no sugar thanks

[tea lady]

like your heart?

[echnidna]

Just a twinkle in my eye

[ss_11000]

you need glasses then

[tea lady]

An operation could fix it to.

[fenderbelly]

shine

[tea lady]

Take a-

[Ashore]

tip

[Black Ned]

be kind to your mother

[jmk89]

but not like Oedipus

[Pusser]

killed his father

[Black Ned]

the old fella is dead

[jmk89]

speak for yourself

[Black Ned]

"Friends, Romans and country men .... lend me your ears"