View Full Version : Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VI
jmk89
3rd January 2008, 08:04 AM
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
fenderbelly
3rd January 2008, 08:37 AM
Times crossword
jmk89
3rd January 2008, 08:40 AM
only takes 5 minutes
Black Ned
3rd January 2008, 08:58 AM
I've got a headache!
fenderbelly
3rd January 2008, 09:40 AM
pain killers
Pusser
3rd January 2008, 10:11 AM
asprin
jmk89
3rd January 2008, 10:32 AM
bayer
Groggy
3rd January 2008, 10:35 AM
Sager
Pusser
3rd January 2008, 10:47 AM
pop diva
fenderbelly
3rd January 2008, 05:21 PM
Elton John
jmk89
3rd January 2008, 05:30 PM
sunglasses
echnidna
3rd January 2008, 05:30 PM
piano man
Ashore
3rd January 2008, 05:33 PM
Liberace
wheelinround
3rd January 2008, 05:48 PM
Jamie Redfern
Ashore
3rd January 2008, 07:04 PM
Johnny Young
fenderbelly
3rd January 2008, 07:18 PM
talent time
Daren
3rd January 2008, 07:49 PM
Australian idol :?
jmk89
3rd January 2008, 08:58 PM
idle Australian
weisyboy
3rd January 2008, 08:59 PM
ideal australia (queensland)
echnidna
3rd January 2008, 09:02 PM
yuk
Groggy
3rd January 2008, 09:18 PM
Yukon
echnidna
3rd January 2008, 09:21 PM
thars gold in them thar hills
Groggy
3rd January 2008, 09:24 PM
Dolly Parton quote? :wink:
jmk89
3rd January 2008, 09:29 PM
Nah - Mae West
echnidna
3rd January 2008, 09:34 PM
oops, nearly said the wrong thing
jmk89
3rd January 2008, 09:36 PM
Well, is that a banana in your pocket?
Groggy
3rd January 2008, 09:41 PM
or an apron plane
jmk89
3rd January 2008, 09:51 PM
it could be a King Dick
spanner
fenderbelly
3rd January 2008, 10:00 PM
in the works
Groggy
3rd January 2008, 10:06 PM
out of synch
ernknot
3rd January 2008, 10:13 PM
out of pocket
jmk89
3rd January 2008, 10:31 PM
hands
fenderbelly
3rd January 2008, 11:11 PM
knees and bumpse daisey
Pusser
3rd January 2008, 11:33 PM
smell the daisies
Ashore
4th January 2008, 12:48 AM
time out
Pusser
4th January 2008, 01:46 AM
Unusual dismissal (cricket)
jmk89
4th January 2008, 05:57 AM
interfere with the fielder
Ashore
4th January 2008, 09:00 AM
brendon's gone
jmk89
4th January 2008, 09:11 AM
replaced by ruddigar
fenderbelly
4th January 2008, 09:12 AM
but not forgotten
jmk89
4th January 2008, 09:13 AM
at the going down of the sun
Ashore
4th January 2008, 09:31 AM
and in the morning
jmk89
4th January 2008, 09:32 AM
joy commeth
Black Ned
4th January 2008, 10:00 AM
with my breakfast
jmk89
4th January 2008, 10:01 AM
Newspaper
Black Ned
4th January 2008, 10:27 AM
Doom and Gloom
jmk89
4th January 2008, 10:40 AM
End of the world is nigh - ask Wongo
fenderbelly
4th January 2008, 10:55 AM
Worlds End is in South OZ
Pusser
4th January 2008, 10:59 AM
On the Beach
Black Ned
4th January 2008, 11:01 AM
sandy crutch
fenderbelly
4th January 2008, 11:11 AM
country- quiet- quaint
jmk89
4th January 2008, 11:11 AM
surf 'n turf
Pusser
4th January 2008, 12:23 PM
club lunch
Ashore
4th January 2008, 12:49 PM
long lunch
jmk89
4th January 2008, 02:39 PM
Just back
Pusser
4th January 2008, 04:37 PM
only one wine with lunch officer:C
jmk89
4th January 2008, 04:45 PM
Sir, I hadn't realised that you were a gymnast - so please blow in the bag while pulling my leg...
Beaver
4th January 2008, 04:54 PM
Leg Stump
jmk89
4th January 2008, 05:06 PM
cartwheeling out of the ground
echnidna
4th January 2008, 05:06 PM
thought he'd rather pee in the cops pocket
Pusser
4th January 2008, 05:31 PM
lost cause
fenderbelly
4th January 2008, 10:15 PM
because
jmk89
5th January 2008, 01:10 AM
why?
Ashore
5th January 2008, 01:19 AM
why not
jmk89
5th January 2008, 01:28 AM
apathy
fenderbelly
5th January 2008, 10:25 AM
couldn't give a !!!!!
jmk89
5th January 2008, 10:33 AM
I was waiting for Cliff to say it -
rat's ring
echnidna
5th January 2008, 10:56 AM
rat's
Ashore
5th January 2008, 11:30 AM
rodents
ernknot
5th January 2008, 02:09 PM
vermin
jmk89
5th January 2008, 02:55 PM
plague
Ashore
5th January 2008, 03:36 PM
Pied Piper
jmk89
5th January 2008, 04:08 PM
follow the leader
echnidna
5th January 2008, 04:17 PM
a conga
fenderbelly
5th January 2008, 05:02 PM
dance
Ashore
5th January 2008, 05:31 PM
tango
jmk89
5th January 2008, 06:12 PM
Valentino
echnidna
5th January 2008, 06:14 PM
Mae West
Pusser
5th January 2008, 06:20 PM
floatation vest
jmk89
5th January 2008, 06:20 PM
come up and see me
Ashore
5th January 2008, 06:30 PM
sometime
jmk89
5th January 2008, 06:40 PM
somewhere
Ashore
5th January 2008, 08:27 PM
over the mountain
jmk89
5th January 2008, 08:34 PM
over the rainbow
Ashore
5th January 2008, 08:40 PM
to find the leprechaun's gold
ernknot
5th January 2008, 09:49 PM
to be sure to be sure
Skew ChiDAMN!!
5th January 2008, 10:45 PM
cut once, measure twice.
Ashore
5th January 2008, 10:46 PM
measure twice then cut once
echnidna
6th January 2008, 10:26 AM
and still mess up
Ashore
6th January 2008, 10:37 AM
only natural
Pusser
6th January 2008, 10:52 AM
no, inevitable
echnidna
6th January 2008, 11:03 AM
not a mistake, a design feature
jmk89
6th January 2008, 11:05 AM
who are we trying to kid?
fenderbelly
6th January 2008, 11:25 AM
its just a variation
Doughboy
6th January 2008, 04:02 PM
close enough is good enough
Ashore
6th January 2008, 04:45 PM
she'll be right
fenderbelly
6th January 2008, 07:56 PM
she always is !!
ernknot
6th January 2008, 09:41 PM
she who must be disobeyed
echnidna
6th January 2008, 09:48 PM
you can say that again
jmk89
6th January 2008, 09:57 PM
echo