Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VI

[jmk89]

Ham's off, luv

[Cliff Rogers]

ham it up

[Groggy]

go Kermit!

[Gra]

Animaaalll

[jmk89]

Watch out for Miss Piggy

[Ashore]

ummm cracklin

[Cliff Rogers]

Rosey get on board

[Doughboy]

cracklin' rose

[Cliff Rogers]

Neil Diamond

[silentC]

I'm a believer

[Cliff Rogers]

Shrek

[Ashore]

Donkey's mate

[Gra]

ozwinner.. Oh hang on thats goats... Ah well whatever

[Cliff Rogers]

Are we there yet? :?

[Gra]

Simpsons

[jmk89]

and Donkey (at Gallipoli)

[Cliff Rogers]

Duffy (Simpson's donkey)

[Ashore]

where Duff beer comes from

[ss_11000]

brewery

[Black Ned]

Taster

[Christopha]

Toaster

[Pusser]

tipler

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

cylinder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tipler_cylinder)

[fenderbelly]

pint glass

[jmk89]

stubby

[ss_11000]

lathe

[jmk89]

spinner

[echnidna]

trout

[fenderbelly]

fly fisher

[weisyboy]

game fisha

[ernknot]

gone fishin

[fenderbelly]

relaxing

[Doughboy]

rejuvenating

[Pusser]

resting

[fenderbelly]

out of work actor

[Pusser]

waiter

[ss_11000]

waitress

[fenderbelly]

''there's a fly in my soup''

[echnidna]

shhhh sir, not so loud, everyone will want one

[jmk89]

backstroke

[AlexS]

breaststroke

[Gra]

Slap:B:U

[jmk89]

lucky that's all you got:smack:

[Black Ned]

king hit

[Pusser]

fat lip

[Cliff Rogers]

not touching that

[Christopha]

dog ????!

[echnidna]

girlfriend

[Doughboy]

mistress

[jmk89]

Swmbo

[fenderbelly]

her indoors

[Ashore]

mind her

[Black Ned]

Righto Guv!

[Sybarite]

Arfur neva left it owt.

[Black Ned]

watch the motor

[fenderbelly]

you can now call me fingers

[Ashore]

dial up on the dog & bone

[jmk89]

then hit the frog 'n toad

[ernknot]

french cusine

[echnidna]

aussie mixed grill

[jmk89]

smorgasbord

[weisyboy]

sizzlers

[Ashore]

snags

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

nimbys

[Pusser]

Sensitive New Age Guy

[Christopha]

chop, Chauvinist old prick

[Ashore]

germain greer's favorite

[Pusser]

burning bra's

[fenderbelly]

hot its

[Pusser]

got the hots

[Ashore]

for germain, yuck

[Doughboy]

germanic

[Christopha]

don't mention the war!

[JackoH]

What war?

[Cliff Rogers]

Sorry Major.

[wheelinround]

Sargent Major

[Cliff Rogers]

Regimental

[jmk89]

A 'orrible little man that's what you are!!! What are you?

A horrible little man, sar'major, sir!

[Pusser]

Cur

[jmk89]

Kerr

[wheelinround]

living life paid by all

[echnidna]

vive la revolution

[jmk89]

Che Guevara

[wheelinround]

Rudd's Republic

[fenderbelly]

will never happen !!!

[Ashore]

god save the queen

[Pusser]

What about her kids?

[wheelinround]

Fresh Goats Cheese

[jmk89]

I prefer Pont l'Eveque

[fenderbelly]

Naw Pontifract ( cakes )

[Christopha]

in point if fact....

[echnidna]

or maybe blunt instead

[Cliff Rogers]

mushroom

[AlexS]

Toad's tool

[ss_11000]

a tools tool

[Pusser]

a toolies tool

[HappyHammer]

alcohol

[Pusser]

certainly

[Black Ned]

I'll drink to that!

[ss_11000]

hear hear