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[craigb]

We haven't had one of these for a while.

[Wongo]

:~ Leave me uncle alone.

[Gra]

Wongo trys to enter the PD Races....

[Zed]

"The People's democratic republic of China's newest Destroyer was floated successfully today...."

[Wongo]

:~ Leave me uncle alone.

That's my caption BTW. :D

FYI he isn't really my uncle. :D

[silentC]

Man holding one-man Global Warming protest on top of tallest building in China says "see, I told you so".

[craigb]

Man holding one-man Global Warming protest on top of tallest building in China says "see, I told you so".

:D

[Wongo]

2 minutes later...

[Barry Hicks]

Temporary Chinese!
China's answer to over population.
Live bait?

[Sebastiaan56]

Sydney Ferries after privatisation

or

Meesa Ruddock prease...

[Grunt]

In training for the Beijing Olympics.

[DavidG]

Was advertised as a "twin engined rubber boat" on EBay...

[Ruddigar]

'When the Maritime Manual was translated from English to Chinese, confusion reigned. This real live boy was used as a nautical navigation device instead of a floating buoy. When the mistake was pointed out to the man in the inflatable ring, they asked how he felt about the misunderstanding. "Velly, velly wet" was the response.'

[silentC]

Man goes to great lengths to avoid argument on woodwork forum: "There's this guy who just wants to argue all the time. Argue, argue, argue. About everything and anything. I tried to get away by paddling out here, but then he tried to argue about the best way to paddle. He stands on the shore with a megaphone yelling 'Wongo, that's not the way to do it, use the J-stroke'. He's driving me crazy", said Mr Wong, 37 of Sydney.

[scooter]

Wongo flying to Melb soon. Custom liferaft provided on plane.

[journeyman Mick]

"Due to cost blow-outs in the Beijing Olympics construction programme the People's Republic if China has been forced to implement cost cutting measures in defense."

Mick

[Gra]

After company cost cutting, wongo receives his transport to Melbourne for next weeks meeting:U

[Blocklayer]

Beijing Sewage Treatment Plant

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Student protestor declares: "Now let 'em bring on the tanks!"

[wheelinround]

If fellow can paddle from Tassie to NZ I can paddle from China to Australia Guiness Book of Records here I come

[benji79]

Why the hell did I have to pick up the only two bits of wood with nails in the end... Where is that air leak coming from... oh crap... wheres David Hasselhoff when you need him...

[watson]

The recipe said heat the noodles in lots of water, stirring continuously!

[Barry_White]

Wanker comes to mind.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

What happens when you buy PuddleDuck plans through ePay.

[craigb]

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water..."

[Cliff Rogers]

A boat people.

[Harry72]

Its Wongys (http://www.woodworkforums.com/showthread.php?t=44400) cousin
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/ST170ish/107043.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/ST170ish/jail2.jpg

[Cliff Rogers]

Hang on Harry, the bloke it the boat has a red shirt on. :?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Well, I took the corner a bit wide and ran off into the water hazard" - Won Ki Weel (Olympic Wheelbarrow Rally competitor.)

-or-

You think I'm silly? What about the bloke holding the other end of the ladder?

[Schtoo]

Preparation H?

[craigb]

O.K. here's the real story:

From Ananova

Man's 1,500 mile inner-tube voyage

A Chinese man has drifted more than 1,500 miles down the country's longest river in a tyre inner-tube.

Cheng Yanhua, 41, took 43 days to finish the journey along the Yangtze river from his home town of Jinzhou city to Shanghai.

He undertook the journey because he wanted to promote the Olympic spirit, reports the Shanghai Evening Post.

Cheng said: “I put a basin in the tire for my feet, while sitting on a board on top of the tire. And I had two small bamboo paddles. That was all.

“All day long I drifted on the current and with the wind. The two paddles were to control direction and speed.”

But at his last stop, less than an hour’s journey to his final destination, the Oriental Pearl TV Tower, Cheng was spotted by Shanghai water patrol, who forced him to land, fearing he would disturb normal water traffic.

However, the patrol sent him to the tower on a coastguard cutter to complete his journey.

[silentC]

Nah, our's were much more credible!

[munruben]

It's a Chinese toilet.

[Allan at Wallan]

Good afternoon everyone.

Please be advised this vessel will not be stopping
at any islands but travelling express to Darwin.

Allan

_______________________________________________

I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Harry72]

Ok Cliffy I fixed it:D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/ST170ish/10704.jpg

[Wongo]

That is nasty. :C

[Harry72]

Sorry Wongy:D

[Cliff Rogers]

:2tsup:

[Terry B]

Wongo. I thought you woody skills were better than that. Pretty ordinary oars.:U

[Ashore]

Couldn't be wongo theres no mobil phone :D