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munruben
16th August 2007, 02:08 PM
Great news for all of us that hate drinking our 8 glasses of water a day!

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ?????

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

wheelinround
16th August 2007, 06:54 PM
RRFLMAO love it just read it to LOML now going out to grad that bottle of scotch which was moved to back of cupboard and give it mouth to mouth

PAH1
17th August 2007, 02:20 PM
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.


Not really, that requires ~3g/L E. coli and the best I could ever do in the lab was about 1g/L in pure culture using rich media rather than water. The real figure would be in the order of 100,000-1,000,000L.

Stevenp
17th August 2007, 06:00 PM
Not really, that requires ~3g/L E. coli and the best I could ever do in the lab was about 1g/L in pure culture using rich media rather than water. The real figure would be in the order of 100,000-1,000,000L.

I like Johns theory better.:D