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Baz
13th September 2003, 08:52 PM
11. The new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away-"My word," he said "Look at that magnificent erection."
12. Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockey's prepare for a big race when he said- "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."
13. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said- " You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
14. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so much.
15. US PGA Commentator- "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot , his wife takes his balls out and kisses them... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!"
16Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
17. Pat Glenn Weightlifting Commentator - " And this Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

Iain
15th September 2003, 09:03 AM
And the ABC newsrreader some years ago (forgotten his name)...
Mrs XXX of Sydney was bitten on the funnel by a fingerweb spider.

Driver
15th September 2003, 10:12 AM
Then there was (again on the BBC) David Coleman's comment on the Cuban 400 metre runner at the Olympics:

"Juantorena only has to open his legs to show us his class".:confused:

And cricket commentator Brian Johnstone's classic on British radio:

"Welcome back to Edgbaston after the tea interval, listeners, for the Test match between England and the West Indies, with the West Indies batting. The batsman's Holding; the bowler's Willey." :D