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Barry Hicks
13th August 2007, 08:36 PM
Never hire an electrician with no eyebrows.
weisyboy
13th August 2007, 08:39 PM
or a builder with flat thumbs
Doughboy
13th August 2007, 08:46 PM
never eat at a restaurant with a skinny chef
Allan at Wallan
14th August 2007, 11:12 AM
Always turn down a turner who never turns up.
Allan
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I am not at all worried dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
wheelinround
14th August 2007, 11:23 AM
why do we always run to catch a bus or train yet have to be 3 hours early for a plane
joe greiner
14th August 2007, 02:51 PM
Why is cargo moved on a ship, but a shipment is moved on a railroad car?
Joe
rrich
17th August 2007, 04:18 PM
Never hire an electrician with no eyebrows.
I have to ask. Is this based upon personal experience? :rolleyes:
Fox3
17th August 2007, 05:09 PM
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
:D
Rodgera
18th August 2007, 11:15 AM
Why do we bank at the bank on the river bank, reading the headlines that tell we can bank on the truth of the story? :o
munruben
18th August 2007, 11:41 AM
Never put boiling water in a cold cup that has a crack in it.:((
RETIRED
18th August 2007, 06:32 PM
Keep it nice.
rtfarty
18th August 2007, 07:03 PM
'Don't plant your corn in the winter'
Daddles
20th August 2007, 11:05 AM
Don't start reading darned fool threads like this
Richard