Greyhound

[Allan at Wallan]

I am really happy at the moment.

I recently paid $700 for a greyhound and whilst
walking it, it broke from the lead and ran under
a tram. It lost all four legs.

But he is a good trier and has now won three
"drag" races at Calder Raceway.

Allan

_____________________________________

I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Gra]

YOU to the Shed..... NOW

You have too much time on your hands.... :D:D these are getting worse:doh:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

It's a transvestite? :?

[Wongo]

Oh dear :doh:

:D

[Barry Hicks]

Was that the same dog that sat on a sheet of 80 grit sandpaper and went. "Ruff, ruff?"

[Cliff Rogers]

Do you know what he called him? Mat.

[Allan at Wallan]

Do you know what he called him? Mat.

No, sorry Cliff - he was called "Bill"
because when he was born he arrived at
the end of the month.

Allan

_________________________________________

I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Cliff Rogers]

Chuck him in the pool & then you can call him Bob. :2tsup:

[Allan at Wallan]

Cliff,

Or if he still had his legs, and he went down
on one knee to greet me, I could have called
him "Neil" (kneel).

Allan

_______________________________________

I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Doesn't matter what you call him... he ain't gonna come a-running, anyway. :D

[Allan at Wallan]

Doesn't matter what you call him... he ain't gonna come a-running, anyway. :D

Hey Skew,
I entered him in the 100 metres in the last Olympics
in the walking event.
He was disqualified because he had a cold and his
nose was running.

Allan

____________________________________________

I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Dose him with laxatives and take him to the Trots?

[Cliff Rogers]

...He was disqualified because he had a cold and his nose was running.....
At least his feet wouldn't smell. :D

[Gra]

At least his feet wouldn't smell. :D
Thats what his nose is for:q:U

[Cliff Rogers]

Thats what his nose is for:q:U
Geeze Gra..... think about it..... his nose was RUNNING what his feet normally would be doing..... struth. :p

[Doughboy]

Sit him in the pile of leaves under the oak tree and call him Russell.

Oh god they are getting worse........ I am sure this now belongs in the drivel category.

[Cliff Rogers]

It is getting close to it now..... :p

You can put a shovel on his back & call him Doug.

Then take it off again & call him Douglas.

[Barry Hicks]

Allan thought he was a good watch dog 'cos he was covered with ticks. He thought he only had one eye and then he realized he was walking away from him. He named him Sausage 'cos he was halfbred. etc etc etc

[RETIRED]

It is getting close to it now..... :p

You are right. I can't take it any more.:wink: