Ark #2

[Barry Hicks]

God called Noah back up the mountain, "Noah, I want you to build me another boat."
Noah, "OK God, same as last time?"
God, "No, this one has to be lots bigger and with lots and lots of decks."
Noah, "Not a problem. Is it going to be the same deal, you know, all the animals two by two?"
God, "No, this time it's just going to be fish, in fact it's just going to be carp. What I want you to do is build me a multi-storey carp ark."

[Allan at Wallan]

Hi Barry,

Was that what is called a crap, err sorry, a carp
joke?

An oldie but nevertheless a goodie.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Barry Hicks]

Sorry about the oldie Allan, I thought they were obligatory. I should have read the forum rules.

[Christopha]

You done good son!

[Allan at Wallan]

Sorry about the oldie Allan, I thought they were obligatory. I should have read the forum rules.

All jokes should be like my wife Barry
... short and sweet.

As for the rules ... I just keep the jokes clean
and hopefully they tickle someone's funny bone.

Keep 'em coming

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Barry Hicks]

Thanks for the encouragement Allan. I have to keep them clean 'cos the Mods zap them if they aren't.