Three Day Silence

[Rodgera]

My wife has not spoken to me in three days.
I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.

She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna
casserole I made tonight."

"That'll teach them!" I replied. :doh:

[weisyboy]

good one:haha2:

[Cliff Rogers]

:2tsup:

[Allan at Wallan]

Hi "Rodgera",

Just reminded me that I have not spoke to my
wife for three days.

I dont dare interrupt her whilst she is on the phone.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Cliff Rogers]

:2tsup: again. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[K_S]

A mate of mine who's marriage was over was asked if he ever just sat down and spoke to his wife. "No I didn't want to interrupt her"

[munruben]

Hi "Rodgera",

Just reminded me that I have not spoke to my
wife for three days
Don't want to spoil a good record eh?:)

[Allan at Wallan]

Hi John,

We recently came up for our 46th wedding anniversary
and my wife asked, "How do you think we should celebrate?"

I replied, "Three minutes silence would be a good start".

Allan.

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[thefixer]

A mate of said he was getting divorced coz his wife hadn't spoken to him for three months. I said he should keep her, women like that are hard to find.