This bloke was a wise old woody!!!

[Rodgera]

Healthy Competition

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his
own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read ... BEST DEALS.:?

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and
announced its arrival with an even larger sign,reading ... LOWEST PRICES.:oo:

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the
biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read ... MAIN ENTRANCE.:2tsup:

[Allan at Wallan]

Yes, it was worth the effort to submit that.
No one else has responded but I thought it was
worthy of a few merit points.

Keep 'em coming.:2tsup:

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.