A Blondes year

[munruben]

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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Aeroplane Jelly....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!


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[Allan at Wallan]

C'mon John, you reckon my jokes are bad :D

Here is a response blonde joke.

A blonde motorist was pulled up by a blonde policewoman
and was asked for her licence. The blonde driver asked,
"What does it look like?"
The policewoman said, "Oh its about the size of a credit
card and will have your picture on it".
The motorist looked in her handbag and pulled out a small
mirror, looked in it and decided that it was herself.
The policewoman took it in her hand, looked into it and
said, "Why didn't you tell me you were a cop in the first
place - I would have let you go".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.