idiot proofing

[weisyboy]

i am so stupid i always have to read the saftey directions.

liquid soap dispencer "not to be taken" :;

mower "keep hands away from rotating blades":roll:

demolition site "keep clear: falling objects may cause injury" (they were dropping bricks from a second story building.):doh:

hammer "always wear helmet, gogels, ear protection, gloves, dust mark and long pants"

and then on juice bottles

"invert before opening" :no:

so i turned it upside down at removed the lid and boy there was a mess when i was asked what happend i simply said

'it said nothing about turning it back up straight':B

[Dennis Millard]

Warning: May contain traces of nuts. -On a packet of peanuts! But my favourite is the one on a Swedish chainsaw instructions- "Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals!"
True!

[corbs]

Heard about a bloke (american :D) who put his winnebago (Sp?) on cruise control and went back to make a coffee :oo:. Apparently there is a warning on the cruise control not actually driving the van now :2tsup:.

Corbs

[Barry Hicks]

I dunno Dennis, I reckon advising users not to stop the chain with their hands or genitals would be REAL sound advice. How else are they going to know? I would hate to find out too late!

Barry Hicks

[commodorenut]

I dunno Dennis, I reckon advising users not to stop the chain with their hands or genitals would be REAL sound advice. How else are they going to know? I would hate to find out too late!

Barry HicksIf they don't read the instructions then at least they won't have children to make the same mistake.....

[NCArcher]

I recently saw a parking ticket machine that had a sign saying "Do not take ticket till it appears" under the ticket dispensing slot. :?

[Iain]

I saw a female journalist with a badge on her breast pocket that said 'PRESS", I didn't:rolleyes:

[windbreaker]

"Open tin and stand in boiling water."

Burnt my feet.



WB

Killer of brain cells

[fred.n]

I saw a female journalist with a badge on her breast pocket that said 'PRESS", I didn't:rolleyes:

you should ov!! :D :D :D