Barry_White
4th August 2007, 02:07 PM
An Israeli doctor said,
"Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a
kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in six weeks".
A German doctor said, "That's nothing!
In Germany we can take a lung out of one person, put
it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks".
A Russian doctor said,
"In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take
half a heart from one person, put it in another, and
have them both looking for work in two weeks".
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said,
"You guys are all the way behind. In my country we
have just taken an idiot out of Texas and put him in
the White House and now half the country is looking
for work!!!"
"Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a
kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in six weeks".
A German doctor said, "That's nothing!
In Germany we can take a lung out of one person, put
it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks".
A Russian doctor said,
"In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take
half a heart from one person, put it in another, and
have them both looking for work in two weeks".
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said,
"You guys are all the way behind. In my country we
have just taken an idiot out of Texas and put him in
the White House and now half the country is looking
for work!!!"