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Barry_White
4th August 2007, 02:07 PM
An Israeli doctor said,

"Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a
kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in six weeks".

A German doctor said, "That's nothing!
In Germany we can take a lung out of one person, put
it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks".

A Russian doctor said,
"In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take
half a heart from one person, put it in another, and
have them both looking for work in two weeks".

The American doctor, not to be outdone, said,
"You guys are all the way behind. In my country we
have just taken an idiot out of Texas and put him in
the White House and now half the country is looking
for work!!!"

munruben
4th August 2007, 03:25 PM
Good one:D

sea dragon
4th August 2007, 03:32 PM
Wher are the Moderators when you need them?
This has been put in the wrong category.:oo:

To merely think the American electoral process is a joke and that their President is a joke does not mean a real-life annecdote like Barry has offered should be so classified.:no:
But, where should it be posted?:rolleyes: Suggestions?

Barry_White
4th August 2007, 03:52 PM
Wher are the Moderators when you need them?
This has been put in the wrong category.:oo:

To merely think the American electoral process is a joke and that their President is a joke does not mean a real-life annecdote like Barry has offered should be so classified.:no:
But, where should it be posted?:rolleyes: Suggestions?

Well maybe it should have been posted in "Nothing to do with Woodwork" but then again we are talking about a blockhead so I don't really know where it should have gone. Maybe "The good the bad and the ugly".

weisyboy
4th August 2007, 06:34 PM
in the good the bad and the ugly.?

well maby if you left out the good and put an ! at the end