A question for the girls.

[Terry B]

If a man speaks, and a woman is not present, is he still wrong?"
I am stumped for an answer, please help...

[munruben]

Thats a bit like asking "if a tree falls in the middle of a forest and nobody is within earshot, does it still make a noise when it hits the ground":wink:

[echnidna]

The


Answer


is


that


the


woman


is


always


right

[knucklehead]

If a man speaks, and a woman is not present, is he still wrong?"
I am stumped for an answer, please help...

I don't get it.
How can you get permission to speak if she is not present?

[Wongo]

If she is not present then why the hell do you need to talk?

[kekemo]

Wow.... did someone get out of the wrong side of the bed....or just the wrong bed.....
Who would ever believe a woman is always right....gosh even the word is half MAN....
We (the finer female gender) are here to be subserviant to men needs....
dependant, submissive, enslaved, obedient, captivated, subdued & subordinant too, arn't we?????
Bugger....please tell me if its supposed to be any different!
But don't send message while I'm down the sh..ED playing around with the woodworking stuff.... 'cause I will be major pi**** off if I miss your answer....
The ladies just have to re-evaluate & think logically.....
Don't dust anymore..... it really helps the men remember where something belongs if they can see where to put it back......dust marks are good!
Don't worry about getting the guys to pick up anything off the floor..... you save on washing powder...water .... and eventually they will take the washing back to there mothers if your lucky.............who else would be such idiot to do everything for them.....only their mothers, that's where that saying came from "only a mother could love them!" Bugger I'm a mother..... so that's why my son's bring their washing home still......

Have a great day down the shed, mate!
Because I will!
Yeh, who's making the coffee?
Catch you again soon!.................lol
KEKEMO...........alias MUM.

[Wongo]

She is right :D

[les88]

who is she?
:B
les

[echnidna]

the boss

[AlexS]

If she is not present then why the hell do you need to talk?

It's the only chance I get.:D

[kekemo]

who is she?
:B
les


Saint Here-on Earth ..she
Servant Here-on Earth ...she
Sucker Here-on Earth ... she
Saboteur Here-on Earth ...she
Saucy Headstrong Entity.....................she is ME......

lol.....I agree with you Wongo.... would you like a coffee, I will gladly make you one.... you can be my friend...lol.. but, what part were you saying I was right about..???? Maybe only referring to lines 3 & 4...

[woodcutta]

Just remember guys

God made man FIRST


Second - contrary to popular belief - he made a vacuum cleaner


Third - realising his mistake - he made woman to push it around the floor :roll:

woodcutta

[kekemo]

Just remember guys

God made man FIRST


Second - contrary to popular belief - he made a vacuum cleaner


Third - realising his mistake - he made woman to push it around the floor :roll:

woodcutta

Yep...I'll pay that one.....good...but still think you "Senior Members" are having senior moments.........lol

......God didn't realize "man" couldn't read instructions"...still can't.. on how to use anything ...... or get off his "bum" to do so......

Perhaps God knew if man had full ownership to vacuum then....life would suck all the time...... we need a woman's touch.....to make things(vacuum's & men) work....lol
Oh gosh are they one & the same....man/vacuum....
This is getting a lone battle.....where are the ladies...their are not all in that Whispering Area....waiting.. might start yelling soon......

... & what did you make in the shed today.... I put two screens together..have taken daughters car to have new tyres fitted.... cleaned shopping centre windows.... kitchen smell gorgeous...dinners cooking....now have to go out & clean son's car ready to take up to have serviced tomorrow.....MUM.... stands for .....Mad Utterly Mad, & of course when you talk of us in plural.... just add an S.... stands for STUPID....
thats me.... one day I will wake up & smell the roses.... that's the ones I want the kids to put on my coffin...........

until then I will keep penning & planning, staining & sanding....catch you all later....
all in jest...
I enjoy wit, but understand now.... my respect for my fellow woodworker. be he/man or be her/woman.... I wish you all adeiu...

keep well, keep warm & stay safe.
Kerry.........alias KEKEMO

[DavidG]

In the beginning God made Man......




Then God thought he could do better, so he made Woman.

[Krazee]

[quote=Terry B;552282]If a man speaks, and a woman is not present, is he still wrong?"/quote]

I wake every day and think I am wrong! From then every day is a good day cos it always gets better!:D

[kekemo]

[quote=Terry B;552282]If a man speaks, and a woman is not present, is he still wrong?"/quote]

I wake every day and think I am wrong! From then every day is a good day cos it always gets better!:D


Yes Geoff..... life is a gift that's why today is not the past, nor the future its the PRESENT.... so I don't believe your wrong.... at least you woke... when you lose your soulmate.... then sometimes you don't want to wake... but because we do, then its our duty to live on remembering with love & helping others ....

Still its a puzzle why God made MAN first..... she really should have thought on that one a little longer & a little hard....but that I think was here purpose anyway!

opps ROFL.......

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:drunk22:
:drinks_wine:

KEKEMOOKIE...lol...a lass.ie....