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watson
19th July 2007, 05:29 PM
In another year or so I probably won't think this is funny, but at the moment I read this and giggle!


Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl who was well proportioned up top.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi
has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope
me
in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his
cheek.

The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in
the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can
smack the Kiwi again.

les88
19th July 2007, 05:39 PM
It suits my sense of humor :doh:
les

outback
19th July 2007, 08:48 PM
Almost like I heard it before :? http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/showthread.php?t=52258

watson
19th July 2007, 09:29 PM
Sorry Outback!
I rarely read the jokes bit.....but a mate sent this to me a few days ago and I've been cacking myself ever since. So I just had to post it.
I'll check in future.
Funny though!

scooter
20th July 2007, 11:46 AM
Still a good 'un, Noel :2tsup:

outback
20th July 2007, 08:46 PM
All forgiven :2tsup:

DaveInOz
31st July 2007, 02:26 PM
You're right outback, it does sound familiar
http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/showthread.php?t=9473&highlight=chunnel

Bleedin Thumb
31st July 2007, 02:47 PM
Any advances on June 2004...

Wongo
31st July 2007, 02:54 PM
I don't get it.:doh:

Was that DaveInOz who just popped in?:o Your still alive mate?:D

MurrayD99
31st July 2007, 02:56 PM
You guys. We're a minority - you better not go slapping us in tunnels. Good joke though. Excellent.

DaveInOz
31st July 2007, 04:43 PM
I don't get it.:doh:

Was that DaveInOz who just popped in?:o Your still alive mate?:D

Sneaky bugger ain't I:q

Been flat out at work for ages so I don't often get time to pop in let alone post. Good to see heaps of old avatars (faces)