q9
27th August 2003, 05:49 PM
As a teacher, mum occasionally gets some gems...
oges
28th August 2003, 12:32 PM
Hopefully we dont have any pets die when our baby arrives ... but we only have goldfish so it shouldnt be too bad
Dennis Millard
4th September 2003, 09:58 PM
Loosely connected to your original message:-
Little Nancy was filling in a hole in her garden when the neighbour popped his head over the fence.
"What are you doing, Nancy?" he asked.
She lifted her tear-stained face and said, "My goldfish died and I'm burying it!"
"Oh Dear!" he said, "-But isn't that rather a large hole for a goldfish?"
"Yes," she said, "That's because it's in your bloody Cat!!"