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outback
8th July 2007, 11:54 AM
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady,and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark,and
she slapped his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Kiwi thinks:
The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Australian thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi again.

echnidna
8th July 2007, 12:01 PM
:rotfl: :clap3: :clap3:

rrich
10th July 2007, 07:14 AM
A good one... But where was the Yank? Nevermind! The Yank was driving a car. We all know Yanks don't ride on trains. :roll:

munruben
10th July 2007, 10:00 AM
I like that, no ofence to our Kiwi friends.

Tonyz
10th July 2007, 10:14 AM
Typical ozzie ..... rather slap a guy than grope a female. Glad Iam a Kiwi (by birth anyway)