The Hillbilly

[Barry_White]

The Indian and the Hillbilly





I n dian Mating Season
Two Indians and an Arkansas Hillbilly were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?"

The Indian Replied, "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us."
Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO,

WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....























NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY

TRAIN.

[billbeee]

Hi Bazza,
Very, very well done.
I was expecting a bear or something.

There's nothing like a good belly laugh to set me up for the day.

Regards
Bill
PS is it true about the indians though?

[rrich]

The station master had been working for the railroad almost his entire life. Every day of his working life, the station master watched a hillbilly come out of the mountains to watch the 5:15 express train pass through the station at full speed and disappear into the tunnel in the mountain. After the train disappeared into the tunnel, the hillbilly would turn around and go back into the mountains only to return the next day.

Today, being the eve of the station masters retirement, the station master decided to talk with the hillbilly and ask why the hillbilly was watching the 5:15 express daily. The hillbilly looked the station master in the eye and explained, "Well Sonny, that thing is travelling so fast that I figure that it is going to miss that hole in the mountain and I want to be here when it does."