rtfarty
24th May 2007, 06:55 AM
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over and asks her if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.
He explains how the game works:"I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa".
Again she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
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The chauvinistic lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer.
"Okay, how about this, if you don’t know the answer to the question you pay me only $5, but if I don’t know the answer I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring that there will be no end to his torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What’s the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.<O:p
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Now it’s the blondes turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated he sends e-mails to all of his co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail.
After an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her$500. The blonde politely takes the money and turns away to get back to her sleep.
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The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
Again, without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.<O:p</O:p
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He explains how the game works:"I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa".
Again she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
<O:p
The chauvinistic lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer.
"Okay, how about this, if you don’t know the answer to the question you pay me only $5, but if I don’t know the answer I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring that there will be no end to his torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What’s the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.<O:p
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Now it’s the blondes turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated he sends e-mails to all of his co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail.
After an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her$500. The blonde politely takes the money and turns away to get back to her sleep.
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The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
Again, without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.<O:p</O:p
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