Sign Of The Times

[DPB]

(stolen from the newspaper)

Golf can be a testing game. Check out this sign that has been posted at a local club.

1. Back straight, knees bent, shoulder-width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back-swing.
5.Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quite please...while others are preparing to go,
10. Don't take extra strokes.

Well done. Now flush the urinal, go outside and tee off.

:D

[Sturdee]

Years ago, when I was working in a golf club we had heavy tinting on the windows to stop the late afternoon sun glare.
Many a times we saw golfers doing all of the above except that when finished they did not need to flush and go outside, they were already outside waiting to tee of and not aware that we could see through the tinted windows.


Peter.


P.s. Why is it that most golfers on arriving at the golfclub leave their brains in the car and put their d#*k in their head, and after their game, on leaving do the reverse.