If you were a dog, what breed would you be?

[ozwinner]

If you were a dog, what breed would you be?
And why?

I would be a Jack Russell, more front than Myers, and think I am 6 foot tall. :U

In for the quick snap at the ankles, then a quick retreat.

Al :q

[Chesand]

I do not care what breed - all I would want is to live at our house where dogs get spoiled rotten and live to at least 16. We had one that was picked up as a stray pup and lived till 19.
We currently have a Jack Russell cross who thinks he rules the world

[Pat]

Mongrel! Bitz a this and Bitz a that :U

[jmk89]

Dachshund - send me down a hole and ask me to bite the badger at the end.:D :D

[Gingermick]

neutered Malamute x Alsation

[watson]

Junkyard

[ozwinner]

neutered Malamute x Alsation

Ouch. :C :no:
Why neutered? :?

Al :)

[ozwinner]

Junkyard

No not your house...:q

Al :U

[Tex B]

Bichon frise.

46135

Women can't keep their hands off you.
You're not expected to do any real work.
Your job is to sit around and look cute.

Wait a minute, maybe I already am a bichon :wink:

Tex

[Grunt]

I don't know. Anyone got any ideas?


Bichon frise.

Is that a dog or a cat?

[Iain]

Japanese Poodle........Bbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Gra]

Is that a dog or a cat?

Or just a rug with legs????

Me I would be an old english sheep dog, fat hairy and lazy:D:D

[Neal]

Yep I am with Chesand , would like to be living under this roof as a wire haired fox terrier, cute, cuddly ,stuppid at times & over fed hhm sounds like me almost.:D

[Gingermick]

Why neutered? :?

I dont go running out after every piece of tail that runs past the house on heat coz I've been neutered, nor does my dog who happens to be a neutered alsation cross malamute:)
I sit around on my derierre and make heaps of noise but rarely get up and do anything about it.

[watson]

Geez Mick,
I didn't have to be neutered to act like that........I just got old.
Question........does your dog howl or bark??

[ss_11000]

id be a guide dog because i like helping people:);)

or

a husky cos they look so cool.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:xbMg50VoynRpSM:http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/40/husky_dogs_T4216.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/40/husky_dogs_T4216.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hickerphoto.com/husky-dogs-6949-photo_prints.htm&h=468&w=312&sz=62&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=xbMg50VoynRpSM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=85&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddogs%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7ADBF%26sa%3DN)

[Doughboy]

My wife would be a Standard Poodle cos she reckons she should be waited on hand and foot. Prissy bloody mongrel things.....

I would probably be a Border Collie, non-stop worker and faithful to the end.

[Honorary Bloke]

I would probably be a Border Collie, non-stop worker and faithful to the end.

Beat me to it. As a Border Collie I could find out what really goes on at those NZ sheep stations. :D :rolleyes: :D

[Gingermick]

does your dog howl or bark??

barks, not too much but when he does you sure jump back. He talks a little too, if goaded. Sounds a bit like chewbacca, so we called him chewy

[munruben]

Great Dane

[watson]

Geez Mick,
Then you've got to buy a mouth organ....doesn't matter if you can't play......he'll sing!

[Article99]

Irish wolfhound.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but a working dog from start to end. :2tsup:

[felixe]

No prizes for my first choice.
Otherwise a Besenji so I could just yodel-odel-odelayeee'hoooooo! all day long.:D

[jmk89]

Geez Mick,
I didn't have to be neutered to act like that........I just got old.
Question........does your dog howl or bark??
Me too - I still look,,,,,,,,,,,I just can't remember why or what I'm looking for:doh:

[Harry72]

English Mastiff... with 200+ pounds of muscle no ones going to mess with you!
And you get to choose where ever you want to slober...
http://www.lorestrome.com/trash/zorba.jpeg

[Tonyz]

I know this is off subject, but in my work I meet many dogs on farms but the funniest is an english bulldog(ie wiston churchill) anyway when a little pup he was dropped on his head now he cant turn left. True what he does is stop, reverses to his right then off he goes, bloody funny watching him try to chase the farm ute.
Id be a staffy, nice but dont cross me
Tony

[Iain]

Two nice ones...

[RufflyRustic]

An Airedale Terrier :)

[journeyman Mick]

Definitely a blue heeler (see my avatar). Hardworking, faithful, suspicious of strangers but really friendly once you get to know them. Ferocious and fearless when required, will take on dogs more than twice their size and huge wild scrub bulls. Besides, my "salt and pepper" hair makes me look like one.:D

Mick

[ptc]

Husky.
Lives better than i do.

[McFly]

Labrador. Good appetite, friendly and faithful.:U

[HappyHammer]

A Staffy as I've owned a couple or maybe an English Bull Terrier, worst smelling dogs when they break wind, mostly due to the tripe they like to eat...

HH.

[AlexS]

A farm kelpie. Al p...k & ribs, run around like a blue asred fly but hopefully fairly effective when I'm working.

[Bluegum]

cattle dog or border collie after seeing how much devotion that ours have for us. besides that when I am on the go I just don't stop. just somtjhing about a working dog that I can relate to.:2tsup: :2tsup:

[Teardrop.Camper]

If I was a dog I'd be a Bull Terrier cause I'd get lots of kisses and cuddles and sleep on the lounge all day.

[pitbull]

Erm ,erm, erm, i know, a Pitbull. :U:U:U

[Grumpy John]

Any of the dogs on this site, my wife treats them better than she treats me :p.

http://www.lagottoaustralia.com/

[Groggy]

I'll be a bench dog.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Definitely a mongrel. :rolleyes:

[Gingermick]

Any of the dogs on this site, my wife treats them better than she treats me/ (http://www.lagottoaustralia.com/)

No wonder you're grumpy

[Grumpy John]

No wonder you're grumpy


Explains a lot doesn't it :((