Felder
13th April 2007, 10:54 AM
A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
He placed four worms in four separate jars.
The first jar was then filled with alcohol.
The second jar was filled with cigarette smoke.
The third jar was filled with chocolate syrup.
The fourth jar was filled with good clean soil.
At the conclusion of his sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
The third worm in chocolate syrup - dead.
The fourth worm in the good soil - alive!
So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can we learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine sitting at the back of the church quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink booze, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't get worms."
He placed four worms in four separate jars.
The first jar was then filled with alcohol.
The second jar was filled with cigarette smoke.
The third jar was filled with chocolate syrup.
The fourth jar was filled with good clean soil.
At the conclusion of his sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
The third worm in chocolate syrup - dead.
The fourth worm in the good soil - alive!
So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can we learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine sitting at the back of the church quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink booze, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't get worms."