It must be me

[Gumby]

It's just occured to me that 3 people who visited my humble abode in recent times have all been banned from the Forums.

Doug the Slug and Elle (his other half), didn't last long after a visit a year or so ago.

Flowboy came around a few months back and he has suffered a similar fate.

Anybody else want to visit ? :D

[Cliff Rogers]

...Anybody else want to visit ? :D
Are you having a Birthday party? :? :p

Lets all go to Gumby's place. :2tsup:

[dazzler]

Well........whats the goss:?

[ozwinner]

It's just occured to me that 3 people who visited my humble abode in recent times have all been banned from the Forums.



Maybe you should stop hanging around with tossers. :doh:

Al :U

[Stuart]

Maybe you should stop hanging around with tossers. :doh:

Al :U
Ooh - smack - bullseye :o :D


Hang on - I was at both those BBQs......

Guess my banning isn't far off then.....

[Grunt]

Ban everyone I say.

[echnidna]

starting with Grunt :D :D

[Cliff Rogers]

Ban everyone I say.
That is what I meant when I said let's ALL go to.... never mind. :rolleyes:

starting with Grunt :D :D
Good idea. :2tsup: :D

[fred.n]

Vegie burgers will do that:)

you feed these people 'that' kind of food and it puts the 'Che' out of whack:oo:
their bad vibes are comming out in their writings on here:?
the only way you can redeem yourself is to invite the whole of the fourm members round for a proper BBQ, meat is neat:p :p

[Gumby]

Hang on - I was at both those BBQs......

Well, come to think of it, so was I. :(


DPB was too, but he's defected of his own accord.

[Honorary Bloke]

It's just occured to me that 3 people who visited my humble abode in recent times have all been banned from the Forums.

Anybody else want to visit ? :D

In the 12th century people like you had to carry a clapper and shout "unclean, unclean" wherever they went so they could be avoided. :rolleyes: :D

[Gumby]

You could be right. Better change my sig :rolleyes:

[Clinton1]

Does it work the other way...
ie if you get invited to a bbq, will you get banned?:?

I didn't see Flowboy's 'naughtyness event horizon'... .missed it!

[martrix]

Hey Clinton, are you leaving Timor soon? Things are looking a little dicey.:(

[Clinton1]

No, staying and increasing my personal protection system...... making more friends, and smiling more. :D :rolleyes:


She'll be right, mate.... I've made heaps of mates.

[Wongo]

Hmm it could be because of bad feng shui. Which way is your garage facing? South?

Plant a tree outside the garage door and put a tank of fish under your workbench.

:bowdown:

[RETIRED]

Clinton. Your URL is not working.

[Felder]

If you place your cursor on Flowboy's reputation lights (those green thingies under your avatar), a little message comes up stating that Flowboy has a brilliant future.

Hmmmm......:hmm:

Perhaps the mods can change those messages for anyone who has been to Gumby's place? Something like "So-and-so will rue the day he went to Gumby's", or "So-and-so is on borrowed time"?

[Cliff Rogers]

If you place your cursor on Flowboy's reputation lights ......
Perhaps the mods can change those messages ....
Yeah, you should see the bullspit that they put under yours. :wink: :D

[Studley 2436]

wonder what they say about me?

Studley

[Felder]

wonder what they say about me?



Uh-oh.....you haven't been visiting Gumby, have you?


Yeah, you should see the bullspit that they put under yours. :wink: :D
http://www.ubeaut.biz/FLIPA.gif

[silentC]

What does mine say?

[Felder]

What does mine say?

You don't want to know :no:

And now I have to stop talking to you for fear of 'guilt by association'.

So long - nice knowin' ya.

[silentC]

It's Lou's fault. He gave me a red yesterday :((

[Wongo]

Silent, you are a dog and Lou is a snake. Bad match. :D Bad feng shui. :bowdown:

[Felder]

Silent, you are a dog.

Hear hear! :clap:

[silentC]

wong way wound Mr Wong. I am a snake, and Lou is a dog. Tsk tsk...

But I discovered my element is Wood, so that's nice to know.

Silly Chinese zodiac :p

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Zodiac#Table_of_the_lunar_calendar_and_zodiac

[Felder]

I am a snake.

Couldn't have said it better myself! :clap:

[Wongo]

You sure your not a dog? :D

[silentC]

June 28 1965 - Year of the Snake.


The person born in the year of snake is perhaps the wisest and most enigmatic of all. He/she can become a philosopher, a theologian, a political wizard or a wily financier. Such a person is a thinker who also likes to live well. The snake-person loves books, TTC, music, clothes, and fine food; but with all their fondness for the good things in life, their innate elegance gives them a dislike for frivolities and foolish talk.

Sounds just like me. :p

[Wongo]

Answer my question Silent. :((

:D

[silentC]

I suppose you want video evidence too :((

It wont be nice...

:p

[Bleedin Thumb]

Just read mine - pig... what a load of pigs droppings doesn't sound like me one little bit.
I like the sound of yours Silent, how do I become a snake is there some special ceremony I have to undertake?

Maybe a set of challenges?

[Felder]

I am a Dragon. I boast yang Fire as my heaven element, and my combination element is nothing short of earth. I am in the first trine.

::

I always thought my MIL was a dragon....turns out she's a pig! HA!

[Wongo]

I like the sound of yours Silent, how do I become a snake is there some special ceremony I have to undertake?


Send me $25 and your address. :bowdown:

[silentC]

Pigs are very intelligent animals and very clean, contrary to popular opinion. So I'm told.

They taste good too. Mmmmm bacon...

Sorry Bleedin', you cannot change your birth year, them's the rules.

[Bleedin Thumb]

I change mine on this forum quite regularly!

Sorry Wongo I just burnt all my money making an offering.

[Wongo]

This thread is officially hijacked. Gumby won’t be pleased. :-

Pilot, turn north now. We are going to China.

[Clinton1]

The person born in the year of snake is perhaps the most unintelligent of all.
He/she can become a philosopher, a mathematician, a political wizard or a wily financier, and will probably end up in jail.
Such a person finds thinking difficult, and likes to live well at the expense of others.
The snake-person loves burning books, extremism, bad music, stealing womens underwear, and fast food; but with all their fondness for the nasty things in life, their innate sneakiness gives them a dislike for serious things and decent morals.
Famous snake people have included Adlof Hitler, Microsoft software designers, the moron that ended the production run of the Kawasaki Z900, creaters of the "Current Affairs" shows like "Today Tonight", and every Grand Master of the KKK.


Are we reading the same book?

[silentC]

Oh now really, comparing us to Microsoft software designers is really going too far :((

[Daddles]

Okay, this thread offers no information ... except that Gumby mixes with tossers, offers no feedback ... except that Gumby mixes with tossers, and discusses nothing ... except that ...

Save your drivelling for the miscellaneous section boys (and the friday thread)

The axe falleth

Richard

[ozwinner]

Wow...:o

Daddles Im impressed.:2tsup:

Looks like the new lease of life has kicked in.

Al :cool: