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q9
21st June 2003, 02:37 PM
...between a escape artist and a chorus line?



















The escape artist has a cunning array of stunts.

Iain
28th June 2003, 05:39 PM
That is mucking refarkable!!!!!!;)

Wood Borer
7th July 2003, 04:18 PM
What's the difference between gold fish and mountain goats?















One mucks around in fountains and the other ........


What's the difference between a poor Marksman and a constipated Owl?







One shoots and seldom hits and the other .......

zymurgy
7th July 2003, 06:42 PM
What's the difference between a duck?




























One of it's legs is both the same ;)