As requested by johnc

[WoodGirl]

Warning: Do not read on unless you fully comprehend the meaning of "joke" :D



How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..

How many men does it take to please a woman.
Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A women who won't do what she's told.

Why did the woman cross the road?
That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?

What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Kick her where the sun don't shine.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Cheers

[Stuart]

from recent posts in the jokes forum, not sure just how many have a sense of humour.

Glad you've kept yours WG :)

[ozwinner]

What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?

Cheers

Women who go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and about it.

Change the record, Im sick of it and so are the rest of the forum.

If you have an issue with the male population, take it some where else.
We are not interested.

Al :((

[Howdya do that]

OZ, These jokes are having a crack at the fairer sex not us blokes, I think Wood girl is equalizing the load. Besides if we cant laugh at ourselves life is pretty sad.:)

[Daddles]

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

I want to know what he found out :D

Richard

[johnc]

How about that, one for the boys after all, although not all of us see the joke I gather.

John

[Cliff Rogers]

Women who go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and about it.

Change the record, Im sick of it and so are the rest of the forum.

If you have an issue with the male population, take it some where else.
We are not interested.

Al :((

Get over it Al...... how many times have your bitched & moaned about having to distress that FAQ'n table. :rolleyes:

If you have a issue with distressing timber, you shouldn't have taken the job. :wink: :p

[Howdya do that]

I want to know what he found out :D

Richard

This may cause the beginning of another impossible dovetail thead.

[SPIRIT]

:censored2: :mods:.............could have padlock again

:thinkingof:
becareful we could start talking about god
sorry thats baned
sex ,,nope
politics ,,no non nooo
world afairs,, hands off
lucky we still have our drugs of dependance to talk about,ow sweet boozz:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
come on w/d show us your shed:U

[ozwinner]

Get over it Al...... how many times have your bitched & moaned about having to distress that FAQ'n table. :rolleyes:

If you have a issue with distressing timber, you shouldn't have taken the job. :wink: :p

Fair call Cliff, and I apologise to all who are who are offended by what I have said.


Al :(

[Dennis Millard]

Actually I tried to answer your other thread but it was closed.
I only wanted to say that, IMHO the definitive quote on Feminism and similar artificial issues was spoken by the great Doctor Samuel Johnson (1709-1784).
He said "Nature has given Woman so much power that the Law, wisely, gives them little!"
The law, sadly has changed since then, but nothing else has...

[Howdya do that]

Actually I tried to answer your other thread but it was closed.
I only wanted to say that, IMHO the definitive quote on Feminism and similar artificial issues was spoken by the great Doctor Samuel Johnson (1709-1784).
He said "Nature has given Woman so much power that the Law, wisely, gives them little!"
The law, sadly has changed since then, but nothing else has...

Gee Whizz, I wonder why they closed the other post:doh:

Looking for a :smack: are you Dennis?