Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.V

[Ashore]

spotted dick

[jmk89]

Take penicillin

[fred.n]

Pill popping

[Manuka Jock]

Pill Box

[Doughboy]

Tommy Gun

[Cliff Rogers]

Peter Gunn (http://www.discoverynet.com/~ajsnead/allsongs_1/pgunn.html)

[Groggy]

Guns and Roses (http://web.gunsnroses.com/index.jsp)

[Cliff Rogers]

The Rose (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYWAYLZWZBg)

[Groggy]

The Guns :D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5s5qGg01nE)

[jmk89]

John the Gun


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Lyrics index >>> (http://www.codehot.co.uk/sandy/lyrics/lyrics.htm)
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"My shadow follows meWherever I should chance to go",John the Gun did say."If you should chance to meet meAs I wander to and fro,Sad would be your day.""My life is mine and the light did shineTill the guns they did go through me,So now I shall never fall.Ideals of peace are gold which fools have foundUpon the plains of war.I shall destroy them all."Put away your guns of steel,Death comes too soon for all.Your Master he may need you soon,And you must heed his call. "I am the master of the gamesThat you will hardly ever play,So I will teach your sons.And if they should dieBefore the evening of their span of days,Why, then they will die young."Put away your guns of steel,Death comes too soon for all.Your Master he may need you soon,And you must heed his call. "Condemn me not,For always will I play the game of war,In moonshine or in sun.And if any cross the path I choose to tread,Their chances they are poor.My name is John the Gun."Put away your guns of steel,Death comes too soon for all.Your Master he may need you soon,And you must heed his call. [Sandy Denny]</PRE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></P>

[Cliff Rogers]

John the Duke (http://www.johnwayne.com/)

[Groggy]

Patti Duke

[Cliff Rogers]

4 husbands :oo:

[jmk89]

7 brides for 7 brothers

[ernknot]

7 babes for 7 mothers

[HappyHammer]

mother hen

[Cliff Rogers]

Mother Hens ( or should that be Mothers Hen? :rolleyes: )

[HappyHammer]

plural

[Cliff Rogers]

pleurisy

[HappyHammer]

illness (At last post 2000!)

[Gra]

illinois

[Cliff Rogers]

sick sound

[Gra]

sick bag

[Cliff Rogers]

Is she?
Sorry to hear that, hope she is up


& back at work soon. :D

[jmk89]

Cliff is all heart

[Doughboy]

To be sure

[jmk89]

to be sure, to be sure, at all, at all

[Gra]

guinness

[AlexS]

Student's T

[Gra]

two min noodles

[fred.n]

stir fry

[HappyHammer]

quick feed

[Gra]

macca's

[jmk89]

Play centre of last resort

[Gra]

Hume hwy

[jmk89]

best thing to come out of Melbourne

[Gra]

Me:u:u:u:u:u


Hay were did my smilies go?

[echnidna]

pussy cat

[fred.n]

puss puss

[Christopha]

Pus

[Cliff Rogers]

Festus

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Festivus (for the rest of us)

[Groggy]

Festiva

[Gra]

Kia

[ernknot]

rice burner

[Gra]

rice boy

[fred.n]

made...........(pronounced mar-day )

[Gra]

maid

[ernknot]

marion

[Gra]

adelaide

[jmk89]

oval

[fred.n]

oval

[Cliff Rogers]

oval

[Doughboy]

offal

[echnidna]

lambs fry & bacon

[Cliff Rogers]

Liver & onions in gravy :2tsup:

[HappyHammer]

Jellied Eels

[jmk89]

smoked eels

[Cliff Rogers]

Parramatta on toast.

[Ashore]

being bitten into

[jmk89]

Hammer House of Horror

[HappyHammer]

Living the dream

[Doughboy]

live to ride
ride to live

[HappyHammer]

Route 66

[jmk89]

Amarillo

[Bleedin Thumb]

Brillo

[HappyHammer]

pad

[jmk89]

launch

[Gra]

lunch

[jmk89]

liquid

[Ashore]

water

[Gra]

bath :bath:

[jmk89]

rubber ducky

[Gra]

and it will bite you

[jmk89]

Benny Hill (Rubber balloons)

[HappyHammer]

slapstick

[Gra]

3 stooges..


NUK NUK NUK...

[HappyHammer]

Who's on first

[Gra]

whats on second

[HappyHammer]

Then who's on third?

[Gra]

I dont know

[HappyHammer]

Don't know what?

[bennylaird]

So Who gets paid?

[HappyHammer]

Who's on third

[Gra]

I dont give a darn... Hes our short stop

[HappyHammer]

long go

[bennylaird]

og gnol

[HappyHammer]

goglon

[bennylaird]

logg on

[HappyHammer]

Cornflakes

[jmk89]

long on

[HappyHammer]

long leg

[ernknot]

long neck

[Tex79]

Tortoise

[fred.n]

shell

[jmk89]

mortar

[Doughboy]

pestle

[echnidna]

fly swatter

[fred.n]

Raid

[jmk89]

viking