Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.V

[jmk89]

Psycho killer (qu'est-ce que c'est)

[weisyboy]

David Byrne

[jmk89]

Talking Heads

[Doughboy]

government

[jmk89]

bureaucrats

[Gra]

red tape

[Doughboy]

gaffer tape

[Gra]

duct tape

[jmk89]

baling wire

[Gra]

and a bit of string

[jmk89]

with my big ball of string I can do anything

[ernknot]

frinstance?

[jmk89]

egnishner

[fred.n]

lisp

[echnidna]

list

[HappyHammer]

lino

[Manuka Jock]

type

[Cliff Rogers]

writer

[echnidna]

spellchecker

[Doughboy]

idiot proof

[HappyHammer]

non-existent

[Ashore]

um woodn't thet bee
"not existing"

[rodent]

extinct

[fred.n]

extinguished

[weisyboy]

exelent

[HappyHammer]

excelerent

[Ashore]

lead foot

[AlexS]

wooden leg

[fred.n]

peg leg

[Ashore]

peg board

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

line rental

[Manuka Jock]

mental time

[weisyboy]

time for tea

[Tex79]

Coffee

[ernknot]

two lumps

[echnidna]

topless

[fred.n]

:u :u

[Doughboy]

double ewe

[Ashore]

Bar bar

[jmk89]

Mine's a schooner of Old

[munruben]

New

[echnidna]

tools

[Manuka Jock]

opposing digit

[jmk89]

opposable thumb:2tsup:

[Cliff Rogers]

hitching

[jmk89]

lashing

[Manuka Jock]

rum , sodomy , and the lash

[Ashore]

rum ....4 bells navy

[Doughboy]

For whom the bell tolls

[Groggy]

John Donne

[Manuka Jock]

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[Buzzer]

Brook Sheilds

[fred.n]

River Phoenix

[HappyHammer]

River Kwai

[jmk89]

whistle while you work

[HappyHammer]

Sleepy

[jmk89]

dopey

[Tex79]

Snow White

[Gra]

jet black

[jmk89]

not in New York, it isn't

[fred.n]

Wall Street

[Gra]

no more wall

(Wall St waas so name as there was a wall running down it in the early days on New York)

[jmk89]

another brick in the wall

[Gra]

Floyd

[Tex79]

Pink

[Manuka Jock]

"Dear Mr. President"

[jmk89]

Marilyn

[Gra]

Santa Baby (Almost as good as the original)

[jmk89]

Forbidden fruit

[Gra]

strange fruit

[jmk89]

pomegranate

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

la grenade

[Gra]

pinapple

[jmk89]

the rough end
........

The Draftsman's Contract

[Gra]

noriega

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

30 days...

(release date (http://www.bop.gov/iloc2/InmateFinderServlet?Transaction=NameSearch&needingMoreList=false&LastName=Noriega&Middle=&FirstName=Manuel&Race=U&Sex=U&Age=&x=0&y=0))

[jmk89]

not February

[fred.n]

Hot August Night

[jmk89]

Not Neil Diamond

[HappyHammer]

Tom Jones

[Gra]

not unusual (To carry the previous theme)

[weisyboy]

usual

[Gra]

drivel

[Doughboy]

driven

[Gra]

driver

[ernknot]

screw

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

loose

[Cliff Rogers]

Giro

[jmk89]

dole

[Doughboy]

Bob

[jmk89]

a job

[Doughboy]

vocation

[Gra]

vacation

[jmk89]

priestly

[AlexS]

Holy smoke

[Groggy]

the burning bush

[Cliff Rogers]

Ash Wednesday

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Sunday Roast

[HappyHammer]

Yorkshire Pudding

[Ruddigar]

Toad in the hole