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25th January 2007, 01:27 PM
<tt>Last month, <ST1:PLACE w:st="on"><ST1:PLACETYPE w:st="on">University</ST1:PLACETYPE> of <ST1:PLACENAME w:st="on">Botswana</ST1:PLACENAME></ST1:PLACE> scientists released the results of a recent analysis </tt>
<tt>that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.<O:P></O:P></tt>
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<tt>Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.<O:P></O:P></tt>
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<tt>The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and </tt>
<tt>that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. <O:P></O:P></tt>
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<tt>To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.<O:P></O:P></tt>
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<tt>It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:<O:P></O:P></tt>
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<tt>1) Argued over nothing.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>3) Gained weight.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>4)Talked excessively without making sense.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>5) Became overly emotional.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>6) Couldn't drive.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>7) Failed to think rationally.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>8) Had to sit down while urinating.</tt><O:P></O:P>
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<tt>No further testing was considered necessary.:wink::p</tt>
<tt>that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt> <O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt> <O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and </tt>
<tt>that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. <O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt> <O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt> <O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt> <O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>1) Argued over nothing.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>3) Gained weight.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>4)Talked excessively without making sense.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>5) Became overly emotional.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>6) Couldn't drive.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>7) Failed to think rationally.<O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>8) Had to sit down while urinating.</tt><O:P></O:P>
<tt><O:P></O:P></tt>
<tt>No further testing was considered necessary.:wink::p</tt>