Can't stop laughing...

[Shedhand]

Crowded House have announced they are re-forming. Frontman Neil Finn said, "we are currently auditioning for a new drummer"......hahahahahahahahahha.. Auditioning for a DRUMMER.....hhahahahahahaha...a Drummer......hooo......everyone knows drummers are failed Bass players or vice versa lol.....oh dear it hurts.....hahhahaha :D:D:D:D

[silentC]

So you can play drums then can you Sheddy?

No, I didn't think so...

BTW I've never had the faintest interest in playing bass. Played guitar in a band once. What an overated experience that was...

:p

[Shedhand]

So you can play drums then can you Sheddy?

No, I didn't think so... :pum...why would i want to. I can buy a machine which does the same job and has more charisma.... :D


BTW I've never had the faintest interest in playing bass. :p Basses have 4 strings (mostly) because thats as far as most basss players can count.
Played guitar in a band once. What an overated experience that was... :p The drummer prolly drank the profits....:doh:

[silentC]

I can buy a machine which does the same job and has more charisma
If you want to sound like a cheesy TV commercial then that's your problem. Besides, what are you going to do when you get sick of the demo program?

You want funny? The guy I used to play in a band with who tried to program his own MIDI drums to a song he recorded. Hysterical!!!

[Lignum]

Maybe than can use a celebrity drummer? Amanda Vanstone is looking for a gig:wink:


Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music in front of him.

Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me either

How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

[silentC]

Jeez at least come up with some new ones :p

I guess that's typical for guitarists though, nothing new, just rehashing the same old licks...

[Lignum]

Jeez at least come up with some new ones :p



I only remember the old ones as i dont realy pay to much attention to drummers.


But i did get confused when i was a young bloke and my mate was boasting how he was getting into a long roll with 2 strokes on the left and 2 on the right:? I could never understand why he would want to keep changing hands:?

[silentC]

I only remember the old ones
Yeah we've got a lead guitarist like that - can never remember what he played last time.


i dont realy pay to much attention to drummers
Played with a few like that too. :p